After the U.S. government seized and executed the squirrel
"Peanut," squirrels across the country donned MAGA hats and
launched a mass uprising.
"For Peanut!" the squirrels shouted as they stormed
government buildings. Over the past decades, anti-government
sentiment had steadily built up among squirrels, and
Peanut's death served as the spark that ignited the
revolution.
The uprising began in New York, where tens of thousands of
squirrels gathered in Central Park, highly organized and
disciplined. The squirrel army then set its sights on the
Capitol.